Burger Reviws

What is a burger? Are all burgers good? Where can you get burgers? HERE is where you will get the High down and low DOwn of the Burger Scene.

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Corp Burgs

McDonalds

Big Mac

A nice, juicy Big Mac burger, honing its iconic bun, then patty, the bun structure
A particularly gooey Mac
    The Lowdown Hoedown
  1. Taste: 3.5/5 ☆
  2. Look: 3/5 ☆
  3. Heart-feel: 4/5 ☆
  4. Overall: 3.5/5 ☆

Pretty good burger. A classic in the scene. Much sexier in the ads than irl (it looks like a flattened ass in person but its an ass i've grown to love). The Big Mac sauce carries.

The more you eat it the worse it tastes but it never really tastes bad. Makes the soul feel good the first bite. Makes you regret living the rest of the time.

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Burger King

Whopper

A classic whopper from Burger King
The tomatoes are not that big
    The Lowdown Hoedown
  1. Taste: 4.5/5 ☆
  2. Look: 3/5 ☆
  3. Heart-feel: 3/5 ☆
  4. Overall: 4/5 ☆

Gonna get controversial here: Burger King is good. Its so good. its so good. The whopper is a great burger. I love the flat round shape of the burger personally. The taste is savory and it comes with just the right amount of sauce. Now listen. this is CRITICAL!!!!!YOU MUST EAT IT UPSIDE DOWN FOR MAXIMUM FLAVOR. trust me. trust the pirncess of the burger palace i know what i'm talking about.

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Indie Burgz

Burger 25

Okay I'm not like entirely sure that this is an indie place but its not(?) fast food so its getting put here

Jimmy Meatballs

The Jimmy Meatball burger from Burger 25, sowcasing the meatball patty and marinara sauce inside the burger
Jimmy's balls
    The Lowdown Hoedown
  1. Taste: 4.5/5 ☆
  2. Look: 2/5 ☆
  3. Heart-feel: 4/5 ☆
  4. Overall: 4/5 ☆

Man what an ugly burger. tastes so good though. if you like meat balls, you'll want these balls. Its not like multiple balls though, its like a mashed up disk patty of meatball meat with like marinara and cheese and like. You ever had a hot gooey meatball sub at school? Ok.

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